Today, I was on a train. An elderly woman and her daughter got on, looking for a seat. The daughter suggested the one next to mine. The elderly woman looked at me and said something in Russian. I speak some Russian. She said she didn't want to "sit by the hooker." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, there was a pretty girl sitting near me on the train home. I thought about asking for her number., but instead a drunk nitwit decided to wander around the car and came very close to touching her. She got up and moved to the other end, while I had to deal with a belligerent hobo who was now intent on fighting me. FML
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Voldy_fml 16
You should've said something in Russian right back. Very rude of her.
Boygenius50 8
In Soviet Russia, train rides you.
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Comments (62)
Spectre529 12
Well you are obviously dressing wrong if an elder says that... Maybe try a hoodie?
jaycooter 0
Well maybe you need to take a closet look in the mirror before leaving the house!! YDI
Enslaved 38
Some of the outfits that some girls wear now a days are down right shocking. I understand that it's considered today's fashion but that doesn't mean you have to wear it. I find that showing some modesty is so much more attractive. (:
jose18 3
Don't dress like a hooker if you don't want people to think you're one
pervy_ninja 3
If you only speak some Russian, knowing how to say "hooker" seems strange to me. Hello, Goodbye, Where's the bathroom, and where's the hookers are definitely the 1st phrases learned when learning a new language.
Sirin_fml 47
Hi! We're closing and cleaning the comments on this one because sadly, some people have thought that an old woman's ranting gives a free pass to throw insults at the OP. Here at Mordo-- I mean FML, we've long since moved on from the 1950s and we don't condone that sort of immaturity on our website. Thanks, guys.