Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, I slid into a seat in a very busy foodcourt that was jam packed full of seniors at the mall. It was the only seat available, so I was quick to jump into it. It was soaked with urine. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
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Thrice 0
riddin on a bus riddin on a bus sittin next to a bum theres an open seat hope that isn't pee peter griffin.
audiogasmic 0
hahahahhaah #2 nice family guy reference i love it. dude, that completely sucks. stories like this are the reason i always check my seat before i sit down in any public place.
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Comments (35)
horyo 0
Didn't you smell it? Or were you in a hurry to sit down. Logic and Impatience never mix well.
generalsmith2 0
in the future travel holding a bottle of 409 and paper towels in your hands
iammeanttolive 0
That is incredibly nasty. I am sorry.
robe_fml 0
Oh, this happened to me- but it was juice instead.
Kingrayer 0
yea, dont you look at your seat before you sit down to make sure something like this doesn't happen?!
mrcarmine 0
jeez, is it so hard to watch where you sit? lol
Sloan_The_Great 0
That's really sad, but why didn't you look before you sat???
j00lie 0
that sounds liek something i would do, unfortunately. one time at my friends house i sat on the floor only to find out that that was where her new puppy had pooped that morning; nobody noticed it before.
0 3
UGH if you soil yourself you shouldn't be allowed a seat on the bus. Sorry. Alternative response: dont u look b4 u sit down?? travle with a towel n clean it up!!!
Sessee 4
Shouldn't five-year-olds know how to use the toilet?