Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML
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aback 5
Time to let that one go and find somebody who doesn't use people for free meals, entertainment and drinks.
jgupta86 0
Youve had feelings for her for 8 years, but you didnt know she was dating someone?
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Comments (145)
joobie 1
if it makes you feel better it took me until i was 35 to get together with the girl i had feelings for when i was 14. i'm guessing that telling you to wait another 13 years probably wouldn't help, though.
jonny2x4 0
YDI for 1) Carrying a torch for that chick for eight years 2) Not doing your homework on her. You should have known if she had a bf or not. You blew your chance eight years ago. Move on.
AshleyRose784 0
time to accept that you're in the friend zone and move on
skullbuster 0
OMG, she thinks she is your hag!!! That sucks dude..
jaxsk 0
LOL she clearly didn't know it was a date.
azure8787 0
that bitch.
buttseckz 0
ur a gigantic ******.
amstillives 0
YDI for eating playing soccer before all of that. Thats why she didnt want to kissyou.. ******
9az00 0
You should have driven her to your house and said "here we are"...but you're not that smooth, huh?
lobby0ne 0
Cheer up dude, theres plenty more fish in the sea.