Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML
Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML
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aback 5
Time to let that one go and find somebody who doesn't use people for free meals, entertainment and drinks.
jgupta86 0
Youve had feelings for her for 8 years, but you didnt know she was dating someone?
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Comments (145)
jormungandr 0
YDI for not finding out if she had a boyfriend before asking her out.
skandal_fml 0
The girl you're in love with is either a ***** or a complete idiot. In any case, FYL.
Hailstorm88 0
she's an idiot. don't ever look for a girl like that
sammy6597 0
Did she know it was a date?
Cemetery 0
ok here are some possibilities and suggestions Possibility: she didn't know it was a date (some people are stupid) either way she it was inappropriate for her to go out with you if she was in another relationship. Possibility: she didn't feel the date went well and lied about her BF's house, it could have been a friends house Suggestion: Always confirm it's a date before hand Suggestion: Always ask if the girl you like is seeing some one
cmac86 24
what a bitch. what a *****. I'm sorry you wasted your time and money on her.
a_borshunist 0
Seriously, 8 years? You've known her that long and you had no idea she had a boyfriend (not date, BOYFRIEND, as in long-term, because if she's 22 she's far too old to call some guy she's been on like 2 dates with a boyfriend). You're a ******* creeper. You've "liked" her for 8 years and you haven't made a move or even got to know the fact that she has a boyfriend. Honestly, how do you sustain a crush that long on so little basis? How do you even have a crush and an awkward, shitty, cliche "buy her drinks till she's drunk enough to **** you" type date when you're 22? You should have this shit figured out by now, it's not difficult. The only possible way this could even be considered anything other than completely retarded is if she were a really good friend of yours in a long-term relationship (and even in that case, you should've just moved on -- she has a boyfriend, she's off-limits, go **** someone else and think through your feelings constructively instead of trying to ruin someone else's perfectly good relationship). Go cry in the corner, OP. Go back to your /b/. You're a social failure. YDI.
mh3 0
what an idiot! you didnt think to ask her if she's single or not? then again shes a **** for going out with you if she has a bf.. then again, she might just be hinting that the date didnt go well and she just got you to drop her off at a randoms house.. like a friend or something.. hmm any way.. FYL.
a_borshunist 0
To OP: YDI for dating a girl who expects you to pay for her share of the bill. Seriously, if you want to date someone who expects a free ride and can't take care of themselves, go to the playground and scout for children. Which you probably already do on a regular basis. Bet you fail at that too.
and1_mixture24 0
girls can be scandalous; what a hoe
crazycornn 0
you liked her for 8 years? ouch :_[
Thisdeadhorse 0
she thinks your gay dude.