Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML
Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I was on the bus and a woman got on with her 3 young children. I offered her my seat so they could all sit together. When I went to get off the bus, I realized I'd left my bag underneath my old seat. When I tried to get it back the woman hit me and yelled at me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
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quioxote 0
A guy was feeling up your butt and your response was to stomp on his foot...but only after the bus stopped? YDI
curryndricegirll 0
Why would you let him "feel your butt" long enough for him to steal your wallet?
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Comments (86)
nomadxx7 0
YDI First off you should have realized what pocket you put your wallet in. Thus if you put it in your right pocket and you feel your ass getting grabbed on the right side, bingo you have something fishy. Just in general allowing a complete stranger to grab your ass for that long. Don't know if you're a guy or a girl but the outcome is the same. You need to get laid if you're allowing a random stranger to grope your ass. Next time learn from your mistakes and address the situation sooner by confronting the person. I'd rather read how you were getting felt up and punched the stranger only to find out it was a GF/BF/SO or some hot stranger.
bigboi31 0
y wouldn't u turn around retard? isnt tht the first thing u would do if sumone touched ur ass?
MajorLeeScrewed 0
Obviously you're so vain that you thought someone was feeling you up. You're probably not that good looking anyway. And if you had let him continue doing so then you have no self esteem.
Sgeo 0
I agree with #37. Why is everyone assuming that the guy was feeling this person's butt for a long time?
jtl94 0
ive seen FMLs like this before
Onion_fml 0
Geez, guys, calm the hell down. It's not their fault they didn't react instantaneously to being felt up. It may have just taken a few seconds for them to realize exactly what the heck was going on. I know it'd probably take me a bit for the shock to pass before I kneed the pervert in the balls. Have to say though, if you felt it that obviously, that guy sucks as a pickpocket and is probably gonna get the crap beat out of him eventually when the wrong person feels him trying to rob them.
JP101 0
You are a true moron. I hope you have your identity stolen.
shmaller 0
You retard, who stomps on a person's foot when they're getting molested by the person? Turn the **** around! YDI.
babawaba 0
#18 is clearly retarded and clueless. Enjoy getting your wallet stolen.
fmlfmlfml15 0
the way the OP described the situation i think we all are picturing a man feeling her ass for like 5 minutes, and when she decides to stomp on his foot, he grabs her wallet and runs out the door.