Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML
ScottishLad1 tells us more.
This was mine, just made this account to explain. I was walking home at about 2 in the morning from a night out, and these three guys just walked up demanding everything. I had been drinking so I wasn't going to say yes, and you know the rest. Thank God no one was there.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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FlashBurn 13
That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Or you can start urinating. People don't usually know what to respond to that so they just go away.
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Comments (174)
CommonSenseKarma 17
This is why I always carry a knife wherever I go. As soon as I can, I will apply for a permit so I can carry a personal self-defense firearm. Wait, that was redundant...
candyaddict54 3
That totally sucks!! At least you didn't give up and got one down. That's why you should carry a gun or knife with you all the time.
SW500 13
That's why I like carrying knives and guns...well knives have many uses but come in handy when in danger.
BbqKirbyAnn 0
At least you have a reason to be naked in public
chinchilla4404 0
What are you doning posting an FML about it? Call the freaking police!
bibobobonnor 8
Don't carry a knife or gun on you it's just plain dangerous and a stupid idea to shoot someone, it is more trouble than it's worth
stevenmx86 8
Ydi.. That's the number one thing everyone says when you're getting mugged, don't fight back (unless you're absolutely certain of your success).. The reason relates to the basic thought that initially, they're usually just in it for belongings so it's best to avoid making it about you...
ThatOneCanadian 0
yes 104 - because the immediate natural reaction as youre surrounded by three men who may mug, rape or kill you is to begin taking pictures.
lacrossewizard_fml 0
but they didnt steal your phone?
gmstarry 7
hope you told beds on sunday about it