Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML
ScottishLad1 tells us more.
This was mine, just made this account to explain. I was walking home at about 2 in the morning from a night out, and these three guys just walked up demanding everything. I had been drinking so I wasn't going to say yes, and you know the rest. Thank God no one was there.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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FlashBurn 13
That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Or you can start urinating. People don't usually know what to respond to that so they just go away.
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Comments (174)
ednusi 7
your brave, god bless you
tjv3 10
at least you had the guts to take a stand and fight back especially since it was 3 to 1 you get an A for effort. and screw all the people who say YDI or that you shouldn't have fought back. the problem with people now a days is no one will stand up for themselves and fight back
The_creator_fml 2
If you we're naked on the first place they wouldn't have mugged you...
notouchyy 6
I bet 20 dollars that you put this on FML and facebook before you reported it to the police.
TheCylonmaster 3
Haha, they were "hitting" on him!
CodieMotionless 2
I'm sorry, but those are probably the "best" muggers you could run into, haha. Think about it, most people would have killed you for touching one if them...and they take your clothes.
slinger2519 0
Should have had a glock
tanneriscool 2
87 - don't forget the mushrooms, baby oil, and helmets.
krakadilian 0
Lmfao
RuskiManBearPig 4
This is why we need concealable weapons