Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML
ScottishLad1 tells us more.
This was mine, just made this account to explain. I was walking home at about 2 in the morning from a night out, and these three guys just walked up demanding everything. I had been drinking so I wasn't going to say yes, and you know the rest. Thank God no one was there.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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FlashBurn 13
That's why everyone should know the art of psycho! Go all crazy on em and scare the crap out of em. Trust me... it's pretty easy to make them think twice by acting insane.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Or you can start urinating. People don't usually know what to respond to that so they just go away.
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Comments (174)
babylight 0
Be strong ! That's the only thing you can do now =)
DocBastard 40
Don't be stupid. Unless your name is Jackie Chan, Jet Li, or Chuck Norris AND you happen to be in a movie, just give them what they want.
ilmanator 7
you say chuck norris but not bruce lee wtf
glitterpoop 0
Now take their clothes! Oh wait...
Egnar 19
You're not forced to read it - Sorry for not coming up with some awful pun like everyone else who thinks they're original.
Sonic_boomerang 5
Same
Mia98 0
Wooow
ScottishLad1 3
This was mine, just made this account to explain. I was walking home at about 2 in the morning from a night out, and these three guys just walked up demanding everything. I had been drinking so I wasn't going to say yes, and you know the rest. Thank God no one was there.
chocolateteacup 25
Thank God they didn't hurt you
musicalmaggs 0
At least you fought back and didn't just stand there.
enonymous 9
Imagining this FML in the early 1900s with a handlebar mustache and some bareknuckled fisticuffs fighting brought a smile to my face
Keyman1212 14
You should have just taken your clothes off automatically, and waved your dick around making airplane noises. THEN they would have left you alone.
ReynshineCutting 10
Or dropped his pants, put his hands straight up, rotated his hips, and yelled "PUDDING!"
A_HOTIE 10
Probably would've worked
Jayrs93 11
I would feel gay stealing another guys clothes, is it just me? Cuz I mean they just undressed another guy, anyone else see it being a little gay?