Today, I was looking through my computer's history to find a website I had visited. I found an online forum where my son was discussing how to inject Oxycontin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Today, my doctor lectured me for 20 minutes about 'drug seeking behaviour' when I asked for more anti-anxiety medication. I need it because my shithead 15 year-old son found my pills and took them to get wasted. I need the meds in the first place because he's constantly pulling shit like this. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
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homegrowntwinkie 0
Oxycodone is not a form of heroin, and neither is methadone. Methadone is used to give heroin addicts the same feeling as heroin, and the feeling goes away after the first use. Oxycodone is a pain reliever that is one molecule away from being heroin. At least he's not doing Heroin. I've done Oxycodone, and methadone. it's not bad, as in it's not that addicting or fun. If you pm me ill gladly explain to you what to do, and to help.
me5 0
And how old is that sonny of yours?
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kelleyb323 0
I love the smell of three 80's in the morning
bnizzle 0
It's not your fault. But instead of posting it on fml, maybe you should be confronting him.
TechnoVampire 0
two camels in a tiny car bitch!
likeomgwhat 0
theres probley a good explation...no there isnt ha
kylepwn1 0
ydi for being a bad parent
homegrowntwinkie 0
If anyone gets "****** up" off of oxys...wow. That's pretty stupid. How exactly do you get "****** up" on oxys?
juggal3tte 0
I don't know why some of you are saying she needs to watch her kid, and that she should've known something was up. For all you know she probably hasn't encountered someone high before, or she has and just didn't know how to tell. So, just because her son is doing this stuff doesn't mean she will be able to tell. Also, what kid is stupid enough to be really messed up around their parents?
Cazly_420 0
No she meant Drew... Learn to use Google Machine??
Cazly_420 0
Look, juggal3tte.... I'd say that posters are saying she needs to watch her kid perhaps because... she's the parent? It is the OP's responsibility as a parent to pay attention not only to her children's actions but to whats going on in society. Did the OP bother to use the google machine to do any research on drugs BEFORE the child became of age? Obviously Not. Come on parents, it is YOUR responsibility to INFORM your children, not the government, not school.... YOU. So get parenting and stop relying on the government's "Drug warnings".. which obviously don't deter anything.... Good Day.
awesomekittens 0
The problem is that your kid is shooting up a pill. Pills contain fillers that you can't completely strain out, which is terrible for you. Your kid might not even be addicted, so screw all these people who automatically assume that he is. Definitely talk to him but DONT FREAK OUT. That's the worst thing you can do.