Today, I was looking through my computer's history to find a website I had visited. I found an online forum where my son was discussing how to inject Oxycontin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Today, my doctor lectured me for 20 minutes about 'drug seeking behaviour' when I asked for more anti-anxiety medication. I need it because my shithead 15 year-old son found my pills and took them to get wasted. I need the meds in the first place because he's constantly pulling shit like this. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
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homegrowntwinkie 0
Oxycodone is not a form of heroin, and neither is methadone. Methadone is used to give heroin addicts the same feeling as heroin, and the feeling goes away after the first use. Oxycodone is a pain reliever that is one molecule away from being heroin. At least he's not doing Heroin. I've done Oxycodone, and methadone. it's not bad, as in it's not that addicting or fun. If you pm me ill gladly explain to you what to do, and to help.
me5 0
And how old is that sonny of yours?
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erikeet216 0
morgan0102 = dumbass. it is oxycontin, and it's not a muscle relaxer, its a narcotic pain pill. erizzz = wrong. oxycodone is the generic form of oxycontin. oxycodone is no longer being manufactured. I'm a pharmacist. don't agree with me? look it up because you're wrong.
flamingcookie 0
Yeah THANK YOU!!!! #185 and it's true generic (hydrocodone) isn't available anymore just brand names
flamingcookie 0
I mEan oxycodone
creativegenius 0
ahhh! mims on line!! poor OP. there's only so far you can take your kids before all you can offer is love and support. In Oz oxycontin is schedule 8. it's stored in a vaulted room and requires several signatures for release and eye witnesses for dispersal. is it not the same world wide?! under those conditions it has me buggered how the shit gets out!
SomeRandomGuy18 0
Stop him before he becomes addicted. Talk to him, but don't be overly agressive. Be calming.
turnedoffTVgrey 0
It's pretty easy. Suck the coating off, crush it up, put it in a spoon with water and heat it, draw it into the needle through a piece of cotton. Done. It's amazing to me all these people talking about things they know nothing about. And this isn't a good FML. It's actually pretty sad.
omgwtffmmfl 0
Kid listens to too much Limpbaugh!
wizzard_fml 0
Interesting info on OxyContin and why the OP should maybe have a chat with his child if there's no medical/school/other sensible reasons for investigating how to *inject* Oxycontin: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxycodone#Lawsuits_concerning_generic_OxyContin
hjrn 0
at 60 vicodin is hydrocodone not oxycodone.
salty777 0
good shit. put it on aluminum, lighter under it, suck fumes thru straw
turnedoffTVgrey 0
You do that with heroin, not pills.
dbag111 0
cmon guys, if the search is how to inject it, he probably hasn't shown signs of useage because chances are he hasn't used yet the history search was for the day not like weeks prior. you're lucky you found this now and can intervene
beyoh 0
You need to have a discussion with him. If it's true - rehab + help/support. If it's false - a serious talk about how dangerous it is. Maybe ban him from the computer for a while, or put parental control on it?