Today, I was looking through my computer's history to find a website I had visited. I found an online forum where my son was discussing how to inject Oxycontin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Today, my doctor lectured me for 20 minutes about 'drug seeking behaviour' when I asked for more anti-anxiety medication. I need it because my shithead 15 year-old son found my pills and took them to get wasted. I need the meds in the first place because he's constantly pulling shit like this. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
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homegrowntwinkie 0
Oxycodone is not a form of heroin, and neither is methadone. Methadone is used to give heroin addicts the same feeling as heroin, and the feeling goes away after the first use. Oxycodone is a pain reliever that is one molecule away from being heroin. At least he's not doing Heroin. I've done Oxycodone, and methadone. it's not bad, as in it's not that addicting or fun. If you pm me ill gladly explain to you what to do, and to help.
me5 0
And how old is that sonny of yours?
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Tardis10 0
You mean f his life.
Tigg3r 3
okay. In frikken english, somebody explain what the hell Oxy what ever it's called, is. I don't want scientific shit. I just want Addictive drug or Un addictive drug Or Something on the lines of Tylenol and motrin.
erizzz 0
oxy is a strong pain killer, stronger than vicoden or percoset. it's close to the feeling you get from heroin and yes it can be very addicting. it is a man made pill and people either swallow, snort, smoke, or inject them. oftentimes once u are addicted to oxy you will start using heroin because it is cheaper than oxy. alot cheaper.
natedog193 0
its like heroin but slightly less addicting
MsDithers 0
oxycodone and oxycontin are two totally different drugs!!! oxycodone=percocet. oxycontin=hillbilly heroin
erizzz 0
oxycodone is alot stronger than percoset and they don't even manufacture oxycotin anymore because it was taken off the market for being too strong.
cougarhunter308 4
oxycodone is the medical term oxycontin is the name the pharmecutical company calls it
FaithX 0
Um no....OxyContin is the NAME BRAND time-release form of oxycodone from the Purdue Pharma pharmaceutical company. They are the same drug.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
It is an addicting pain killer that is fine when used perprescription, but very easy to abuse. It is dangerous to abuse less because of the oxycodone in it, but the Tylenol that it used to help it along. a lot of highschoolers who don't know better have killed their kidneys with oxycontin
FaithX 0
OxyContin was never mixed with anything else, it was a single drug formula, oxycodone only. Oxycodone is often times mixed with ibuprofen and tylenol - the liver problem stems from kids abusing tylenol 3 and darvocet and the like.
steveokinevo 0
There is def no tylenol in oxycontin. percocet has oxycodone and apap.
Altoeria 0
1) oxycontin is not mixed with anything 2) tylenol takes out your liver not your kidneys
jamieboy11 0
lol ya and how as a parent do u miss stuff like tht holy hell
misaness 0
For all of you saying this parent wasn't watching close enough, it's not true. Once someone is addicted to oxys and heroin they are extremely good at hiding it. Addicts will lie and manipulate to get what they want and those closest to them will not notice something immediately. My brother was able to hide his addiction to oxys and heroin very well. It wasn't until he started slipping that we were able to notice. My advice to this parent is to get this kid into recovery as soon as you can. Also check out an Al Anon meeting for yourself so you learn more about addiction.
FaithX 0
It was taken off the market because of the patent on the time-release is being disputed, not because it's too strong. Dilaudid is waaaayyy stronger and still very much on the market.
Altoeria 0
dilaudid is stronger, you got that right oxcontin is still being made in america and shipped to australia where it is very much still on the market
Altoeria 0
dilaudid is stronger, you got that right oxcontin is still being made in america and shipped to australia where it is very much still on the market
Altoeria 0
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cam007_fml 0
I have oxycontin in my medical cabnet. They still make it. And it ain't hillbilly heroin. We know how to make it... and meth as well.
aethum 0
sorry mom
pilnorm 0
Well let him know, do a few rips of blow, and than one of oxy. Amazing high!
erizzz 0
retard
dental_H 0
The main substance is Oxikodonhydroklorid and belongs to the opiat family. U can overdose on it, symptoms are: decresed blood pressure, trouble breathing due to muscle relaxation, decreased heart activity, can lead to coma and death. This medication is still used in other countries and MIGHTY be available in the US via internet trade. Loads of meds are illegally sold online.