Today, I was late to school for the third time this week because my alarm clock didn't go off. I clearly remembered setting it, so I videotaped myself sleeping. It turns out I've been turning off my alarm clock in my sleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML
Today, I went to bed early, feeling responsible. At 2 a.m., I woke up in a panic because I forgot to set my alarm. While fixing it, I actually turned it off completely. I overslept, missed work, and proved once again that I should never trust myself. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I bought a new alarm clock because I kept sleeping through my phone alarms. The first morning, it went off exactly when planned. I promptly turned it off, went back to sleep for “5 minutes,” and woke up 3 hours later. The clock had been set correctly. I had just gone straight back to sleep. FML
Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML
Today, I set an alarm labeled "DO NOT BE LATE." When it went off, I turned it off, congratulated myself for being responsible, and promptly went back to sleep. I woke up two hours later. FML
Today, I fully intended to start going to the gym so I set my alarm an hour early so I could go before work and get it over with. Alas, when the alarm went off and I saw that horrible "5 a.m." on my phone, my brain put me straight back to sleep without my consent. I ended up being late for work. FML
Today, I thought I'd been really clever by setting my alarm ten minutes earlier to get up on time. I did wake up ten minutes earlier… then promptly fell back asleep for another hour. FML
Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML
Today, my phone alarm didn't go off this morning. Furious, I spent ten minutes complaining about technology before realizing I'd carefully set the alarm for 7:00 PM instead of 7:00 AM. The technology was actually innocent for once. FML
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adelaide_evening 0
I do that ALL the time. What you need to do is set the one by your bed (the one I assume you are turning off), and then set another one across the room about five minutes later so you have to get up and turn it off. Between the two of them and having to walk across the room, it should wake you up. If it doesn't, set another across the room.
xolotl 0
Whoa.
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likeaboss_fml 0
So I had the same problem, so I went out and got a cheaper one of those ipod/radio alarm clocks (this way I can vary what song plays and I don't become desensitized to the same sound every day) and it goes off first across my room and just keeps getting louder until I turn it off. Then 3-5 minutes later my cellphone alarm goes off with a really loud ringtone. I've been doing it for 5 months now and I get up almost every-time (with exception on those really bad days where you just can't get up. lol) Another idea I've thought about is putting my alarm in a small cage that I can't reach into, with a combination lock on it (maybe have the combination written down next to it if you can't remember it fast enough when you wake up); so that way you have to focus enough that your body realizes your actually awake.
abcdefgh_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
lolfml_fml 0
put your alarm clock across the room
Cogeno 0
Funny how this should come up when I did the same thing this morning, causing me to miss my mid-term (prof was nice, though, and let me do it in his office when I finally did make it in) I have a habit of just switching off the alarm clock in my sleep, as well. Setting it up across the room doesn't work for me because I just stumble out of bed and swat at shit until the beeping stops, then go back to bed.
katyflinn 0
i don't believe this. and btw, sleep apnea is where you stop breathing in your sleep
disgruntled_stdt 0
Sounds like someone needs a running alarm clock: http://www.latestbuy.com.au/clocky-alarm-clock.html
Zic_fml 7
#10, that doesn't work. I just snooze the motherf***er and jump back ino my bed. Snooze, Hell's button!
TheAntiComment 0
put it on the other side of the room. This is what I do, has worked for a long time, if you sleep walk, move it P.S. number 14 sounds like a douche, please take your computer and throw it out the window to solve our problem
well_this_sucks 0
hunee, iv been doing that for a WHILE.
KsbjA 0
Lol this happens to me every now and then. Usually on holidays though.