Today, I was late to school for the third time this week because my alarm clock didn't go off. I clearly remembered setting it, so I videotaped myself sleeping. It turns out I've been turning off my alarm clock in my sleep. FML
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Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML
Today, I went to bed early, feeling responsible. At 2 a.m., I woke up in a panic because I forgot to set my alarm. While fixing it, I actually turned it off completely. I overslept, missed work, and proved once again that I should never trust myself. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I bought a new alarm clock because I kept sleeping through my phone alarms. The first morning, it went off exactly when planned. I promptly turned it off, went back to sleep for “5 minutes,” and woke up 3 hours later. The clock had been set correctly. I had just gone straight back to sleep. FML
Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML
Today, I set an alarm labeled "DO NOT BE LATE." When it went off, I turned it off, congratulated myself for being responsible, and promptly went back to sleep. I woke up two hours later. FML
Today, I fully intended to start going to the gym so I set my alarm an hour early so I could go before work and get it over with. Alas, when the alarm went off and I saw that horrible "5 a.m." on my phone, my brain put me straight back to sleep without my consent. I ended up being late for work. FML
Today, I thought I'd been really clever by setting my alarm ten minutes earlier to get up on time. I did wake up ten minutes earlier… then promptly fell back asleep for another hour. FML
Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML
Today, my phone alarm didn't go off this morning. Furious, I spent ten minutes complaining about technology before realizing I'd carefully set the alarm for 7:00 PM instead of 7:00 AM. The technology was actually innocent for once. FML
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adelaide_evening 0
I do that ALL the time. What you need to do is set the one by your bed (the one I assume you are turning off), and then set another one across the room about five minutes later so you have to get up and turn it off. Between the two of them and having to walk across the room, it should wake you up. If it doesn't, set another across the room.
xolotl 0
Whoa.
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holiday_fml 0
That had definitely happened me....yesterday.
bread_fml 0
I've done that before as well. My old job required that I get up very early and back then I did it often enough that I used to put my alarm clock on the other side of the room to give myself time to actually wake up before I turned it off.
ashology101 0
I used to unconsciously hit the snooze button, so I have to put my alarm on the other side of the room.
JustAGirl_fml 0
I use my cell phone as an alarm clock. The snooze function goes off every 5 minutes unless you turn off the alarm the right way, so it gets your ass up. I also have had to put my alarms across the room for years now because I turn them off in my sleep.
lookitschloe 0
some ppl have already mentioned this, but there are a few alarm clocks that will force you to wake up. there's one similar to the helicopter one where it runs around the floor and you have to catch it, and there's another where you have to put differently shaped pieces where they belong in the alarm clock before it shuts off.
Belinda_08 0
I usually just sleep right through my 4 alarms i have set that are next to my head...
m0nicam0nster 0
THAT HAPPENS TO ME!!! Although I normally just snooze like 3 times and then wake up 30 mins late..... but i normally set my clock early so I'm rarely more than 5-10 mins late cause of it. im sure this happens to many people, it's not that weird, but very funny!!
Leviathan_fml 0
change your alarm clock.
useernam 0
Easy as most people say : you put two alarm set 5 min apart and one across your room if you still manage to turn them both off you might have to get the problem checked out I've had to use this way for the past year or i'd never be in class ¨Hope it helps
shathappens 0
that happened to me TODAY all since last week. i wake up two hours late with all the alarms on my cell reset, apparently i learned to navigate my phone in my sleep -_-.