Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proudly showed off my new body, after losing 80 pounds. My life-long best friend immediately uninvited me to her upcoming wedding, and won't explain why. FML
Today, I was at a party and saw this girl who used to be overweight. She'd lost a significant amount of weight and looked so good, I went to chat her up. She immediately told me to get lost. According to her, if I "didn’t appreciate her at her worst, I don’t deserve her at her best." FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I got an invite to my high school reunion. With visions of wowing my former classmates, I set about starting a diet and exercise regimen. The universe had other plans. On my first run out in the fields, I managed to trip over an invisible pebble, fall into a puddle, and fuck my ankle up. The only thing I'm reuniting with now is my couch and a bag of ice. FML
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JTthePurpleNinja 5
Jogging helps :) keep at it !
Mirorbo 27
Ugh... I know people think they're trying to help when they do stuff like this, but really, all it does is hurt the person's feelings and make you look like a total ass.
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Comments (81)
FlyingWhisps 5
Have your thighs stop clapping violently against each other, though?
Justincolon22 15
She's trying to help.
zuzupetalsYO 11
Be patient. Parties don't make you lose weight!
brun12 1
How that's so sad! Just keep at it, it'll work :)
meganmm17 0
Umm no if yu were jogging that means yu wonna loose weight.. Maybe she was helping yu out! Damn people don't look at the positives .
CurlyQute 17
Jogging helps and when jogging is easy you can start running. You will see results. Just ignore what others think you're tying and you will succeed in losing weight. I can't say the same for others who are lazy and fat.
hobojo69 23
Do they have cake? XD
SammiJS121 0
maybe it was because she was trying to give you a easier solution to loosing weight.?
nvo 6
Don't take it badly - lots of people run to lose weight, regardless of their actual body shape. She just thought a jogging person fits the general profile of people they are trying to reach.
LakynBoBacon 0
I honestly think that she saw you making the effort too be healthy. She was being nice, and not rude!