Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there's a stray black cat in my apartment complex. It had badly bitten me two months ago and I had to get several injections. Today the same cat barged into my flat when I opened the door to receive a delivery, and it attacked my cat. I barely managed to fight and push him out of my flat. FML
Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML
Today, my door broke. My normally reclusive, antisocial cat, who runs and hides at the slightest noise, decided to come out and get friendly with the maintenance man. Now I owe a huge fee and my rent is increasing for having a pet I’m not supposed to have. FML
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML
Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML
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Xx_Nikky_xX 4
i tought i taw a putty tat
perdix 31
Of course not, the cat owns you.
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Comments (86)
sicofthsht 1
Go to your postoffice and file a complaint against the postal carrier. It's against the law to withhold your mail. Especially if it's not your pussy dickin' with his shit.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
They aren't withholding her mail, that would mean they won't allow her to have it. The OP is be free to go pick up her mail at the post office. They just won't be delivering it to the house. They aren't doing anything against the law.
AarionHailey 0
This just made my life!!!
briidontgive_ 0
Awe I love cats
camil89_fml 0
Maybe you can arrainge to have your mail dropped off at a neighbors place?
futboljem 1
that might just be my cat
LilyZombie 8
FML replies are sometimes so creative O.o
doglover100 29
He can't withhold your mail. Call and say he isn't giving you your mail and the cat isn't yours.