Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
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Top comments
NGM_47 0
looks like he's been stalking you o_O
katekappy 0
Thats creepy!! What did u do??
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Comments (454)
nicoleg_fml 0
hahahaha that's hilarious. well i mean i don't think it'd be horrible if he's a decent boyfriend if hes slightly .. strange then maybe now you know why .. :
lesp 6
That's funny because your boyfriend met you 3 years ago.
AntiChrist7 0
another perfect example how women only date creeps/assholes. YDI
t_tru 0
Then you should be getting plenty of women. (**** you.)
cvrebelchick 0
on one hand, he's UBER DEDICATED. on the other, never leave him, youll get murdered. no joke.
Essentials 0
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Jarlais 0
that's creepy as ****
PureGold 0
EWWWW stalker much?! O_O
Starsmydog 0
I agree with number 224... it defiantly puts the lotion in the basket... did you confront him about it.. don't do it alone. I would be to scared too!
TheBlueLotus 0
Sounds pretty creepy.. but we don't know that he stalked her for 3 years. Maybe he has her facebook or myspace and printed out pictures from there? Still weird.. maybe you should ask him about it.. while you're in public with some friends?
doomking10 0
Penis.