Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
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Top comments
elliebutton 0
Man your teacher sounds like a bitch.. I had a teacher rip my work up too.. then I took her on a guilt trip and she gave me an A.
dyingstart 0
Wow, what a psycho.
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demonwolfmaster 26
i have had it worse i nearly got suspend after getting pulled form class by one of our hall "monsters" for not hearing the teacher because i had music, she said we could listen to, and i was doing my work and nearly got suspended and nearly failed the class even tho i did every thing so due retake the notes its not that bad people out there have it worse i nearly failed a computer class i needed to graduate because of a teacher i agree fyl but some of us have had it worse i had to fight for three weeks to prove i had done all the work she was just losing it
shihtzumelissa 1
I would have slapped her and yelled at her why don't you do them for me all over again!!!!
bendog1001 0
Karma I guess?
jguz13 0
I woulda hit that bitch!
Chixken 6
I have a math teacher like that.... He sucks
jdawg2010 0
I would've got up and walked out. I hate teachers like that. FYL
jdawg2010 0
Also, a kid in my class drew in his math notebook a lot, and so the teacher sat right in front of the class and tore every single page that had AMAZING drawings on them and threw them away. He then suggested the boy get a new.notebook because he was low.on paper. What an A-hole.
adele20 2
You must stalk her and take revenge on like what little Matilda did to that fat-ass bitch lesbian bitch of principal!! :D and put nair in her shampoo :)
adele20 2
You must stalk her and take revenge on like what little Matilda did to that fat-ass bitch lesbian bitch of a gay principal!! :D and put nair in her shampoo :)
adele20 2
You must stalk her like what little Matilda(remember that girl who could stuff with her eyed) who took revenge on the ugly gay bitch principal who harrased everyone! Cut all her bras in half and put nair in her shampoo! :D