Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
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elliebutton 0
Man your teacher sounds like a bitch.. I had a teacher rip my work up too.. then I took her on a guilt trip and she gave me an A.
dyingstart 0
Wow, what a psycho.
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9az00 0
Lol Bunny. We had an old aide at my High School named Bunny. Same thing, she was named Bunny because she was a playmate back in the day. Wonder if it's the same woman. OP: That sucks. I was the troublemaker in school as well, so everyone thought I was up to something. My advice, make her feel like shit in front of everyone, and if she doesn't take kindly to that and sends you to the principals office, rat her ass out! Don't know if I would have done the same though...maybe just rat her ass out.
Jessaly_fml 0
Even if you were drawing, there'd be nothing wrong with that...I'm a visual person and I love art, so sometimes instead of writing notes I'll just draw a picture and I remember it better. I've done it in math, too. It's just using your learning style to your advantage...in fact a lot of teachers like that I do that. But this bitch? If I were you I'd draw several pictures of how you envision her death scene...and don't be afraid to go crazy.
BuckyC60 0
I was surprised by this until I realized it took place in Alabama...
kile88 2
kick her in da ****
likeomgwhat 0
well it sounds like your a trouble maker, she had some kind of right to assume you were doodling in class
Bman54 19
iI I were you, I'd just never write notes in that class again, just to piss her off.
neddars 0
that is why you say "**** off bitch they're my notes" as soon as she takes your paper
kagexp 4
My school makes major speeches about how the students shouldn't put each other in "boxes". The teachers however are the most resentful bunch I have ever met. /Manly PMS/ The asshole teachers take things too personally. I can't stand that. Like I was sitting with my computer typing pretty fast and got yelled at (yes yelled) because it looked like I was gaming. Even though the bitch was wrong she still asks me to sit in front so she can see what I'm doing. /Manly PMS over/ Bah, FYL for being in her class.
MeganCello 8
On a 20 page essay I forgot ONE comma and she gave me a C. A C!!! I asked her wtf and she gave me an F for "sassing" her. Then proceeded to rip up my essay. In front of the whole class. While telling them how "stupid" I am. Then everyone laughed. I. Was. PISSED.
j4zzyb34rr 2
wow. crazy much? she must seriously hate you..