Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
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Top comments
elliebutton 0
Man your teacher sounds like a bitch.. I had a teacher rip my work up too.. then I took her on a guilt trip and she gave me an A.
dyingstart 0
Wow, what a psycho.
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mooneydriver 0
You poor bastard. It was bad enough having a bad day in school and then getting chewed out when you get home. You don't even get the car / bus ride in between!
WhyworldWhy 0
yell the crap out of her and then tell you parents(under 18)her boss(over 18)
lyfesukz 0
I would have yelled at that teacher and make her write them up again for you! that really sucks..... i think its time for someone to go and buy some new glasses!!!!
Jonathan33 0
I voted yes on this one :)
ithedarkone 0
WTF. This shit must could only happen in Alabama. I would of yelled at her ass tell her to give me back my damn papers and tell her where she can stick her degree, ruler stick, desk, board, graph, class assignments, home work, and her idiotic life.
Jonathan33 0
but on another note... teachers are such assholes man. the same thing happened to me last year. but I was the one that fuked up by throwing my desk at that bitch. but she had it coming to her... idk FYL for having to put up with that teacher
oystercultviking 0
Maybe she was just having a bad day. A really bad day. But that was extremely unprofessional of her regardless.
ayashe 2
You should have grabbed all the papers on her desk and ripped them up. Even if it wasn't a drawing it could have been, and having that ripped up would be so much worse than just notes for class. That teacher is a bitch, it is never appropriate to grab anything belonging to a student and destroy it. That happened to me all the time #44. Of if it was an answer that required two words in the box I'd get it wrong for not putting a comma between them, so then next time I'd put a comma between them and I'd still get it wrong. None of my teachers would ever fix it even though I got all the answers right. I lost so many points that way.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Well some teachers are just bitches :/
Blacksnake_fml 0
Man, FYL. That teachers a ****-ass-bitch. Go complain to the principal/her boss/any figure of autority over that *****.