Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, I overheard my younger coworkers discussing my age. They said, “How old is she? Some days she looks like she's 35 and other days she looks like she's 58!” FML
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your_face 15
I recommend not telling them outright that you overheard them, but subtly suggesting it if you get a chance. Be the bigger person, but comment that you're worried about your image, and use their own words as examples of things you're worried about. Also, make sure to comment how glad you are that you can trust them to be upfront and honest, and not talk about you behind your back. I was in the bathroom in my dorm room once when my roommate came back with her friends. She started talking about me just as I was finishing, so I washed up and walked out, smiling and greeting her as if I hadn't heard her, even though I obviously had. The look on her face was priceless - the entire group quickly moved to someone else's room.
Selii87 0
theyre jealous...
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Comments (62)
skullofdarkness 18
Girls can't be too too skinny, guys can- now when you look like a walking skeleton, that is a pronlem
Dilwann 27
Girls can obviously be too skinny. I think the US size 0, 2 and 4 are ugly skinny.
chazzalyn 5
Uhhh that's pretty mean. I'm a size 0 and HEALTHY. I even have love handles ffs. You're just like those judgy girls in the bathroom
iBiteRoses 22
Okay obviously, they're only making fun of you being "skinny and ugly" because they're insecure and you're thinner and prettier than them, and they jelly as ****.
Ninjasaurus18 9
At least you aren't a fatass like they probably are.
genesplicer 2
ahem..friends?
Karsin 5
One tip...three words::Get. Better. Friends. Sorry if it seems disrespectful, but it's the truth. It would be completely different if they said that kind of stuff to your face but behind the back is just downright cheap.
zfchatroulette 24
Obviously they're just mad because they wish their ribs stuck out enough that guys would find them attractive too. That's why I don't hangout with skinny girls, they make me look even worse than I already do, and no one ever wants me.
LoneBooker88 16
they are jealous and i bet THEY are the ones that are ugly. and if ur gonna be friends with people who say that sorta thing behind your back, then you'd pretty get a new gang
corocoro 30
Those ain't your friends, honey.
sugarbear0727 19
Better than fat and ugly. I'm sorry you have some shitty friends. :/
anonymouse5000 12
Toilet cubicle? Do you mean bathroom stall? Or do you work in cubicles and your profession is toilets?