Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, I was super proud of myself for organizing my entire wardrobe. As I went to admire my work, I pulled out a sweater and knocked over the entire shelf of shoes. Now everything's on the floor and I can’t find my favourite pair of socks. FML
Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML
Today, I was at a grocery store when I slipped on a puddle of water. I tried to catch my balance, grabbed a shelf, and instead took down an entire display of chocolate boxes. People rushed over to help, albeit while smirking, and a kid yelled, “Do it again!” FML
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store in my brand new high heels. I tried to be graceful as I walked down the aisle but ended up slipping on some spilled juice and doing a weird half-dance, half-flailing thing. The shoppers around me turned to watch as I clumsily tried to regain my balance. As if that wasn’t bad enough, I also knocked over a display of discounted snacks. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh, my God, shoes.
powersmoke 0
Clap all they want, they are the ones who will be picking the shoes up. This ain't no stinkin' FML.
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Comments (93)
rubixgod 0
that is kinda mean but I have no room to talk I would have clapped too. but I also clap at my own fails.
iranoutofnames 6
they're clapping, but hey, they gotta clean it up. you get the last laugh... ha
Daaniellee1234 8
I would have clapped too unless you got hurt or somthing. Then I would have walked over there and helped you pick up the shoes while having a good chuckle.
dangletsbang21 0
epic fail. hahaha, they should of helped you though
theblazian 0
.... they work there so.... they will.....
rooneyroo 0
Should have*. "should of" makes no sense.
psychoballistics 0
I would hardly say your life is ******. lol all i could think was "today i was working in a shoe store when somebody came in and knocked down a shelf. i picked up shoes all day. oh well, it was funny.mlia.(mylife is average) haha
nignogeggnog 0
YDI for being a fat *****.
wierdos_rule 0
#22 you don't even know them, asshole!
MissOriginal 0
This i more of an MLIA then an FML..........
Cristaderzi 0
Well at least they didn't make vomitting noises at you when you walked in Like they did when I walked into Subway on New Years Eve! And I bathe EVERY time before even leaving my house!!! They were copying that Ace Ventura scene at the end! Until you deal with the crap I do I say this isnt that much of a FML nor YDI!!
spitfire35 3
I hope it wasn't a glass shelf.
alleyezonthakid 0
GEE double oh Dee Jay oh Bee.....GOOD JOB GOOD JOB CLAP CLAP!!!!!!!!!!1