Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle as the doctor directed me. When I was done, I picked the bottle up and immediately dropped it on the same injured foot, which is now swollen and bruised. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML
Today, I witnessed my sister use some ice cubes on her blistered toes, then quietly return them to the tray in the fridge. I've been putting ice from there into my drinks for weeks. FML
Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML
Today, my sister threw my water bottle as a joke. When I stepped off the bleachers, my right foot lost its footing and my other foot followed. Now I have two sprained ankles at the same time. FML
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darwinism 30
On the bright side, you have a frozen water bottle in your hand to treat your foot right away. You just saved yourself another visit to the doctor.
9inchesSoft 11
At least you didn't drop it on the other foot. I'd rather have one messed up foot than two.
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Comments (38)
Darkme 1
that was ur own clumsiness but hope it heals
JOcoco 14
Nope I thought that too...yum cake foot.
mizuki123 8
It's okay. I had an injured foot once and my mom didn't believe me and made me walk on my foot for about a week until I accidentally messed it up even more. Then She finally took me to the doctor.
rockurheart 9
jebus ._.
Qandol 26
Ummm what?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Damn it, stop ruining cake for me.
awkward_gothlady 32
I love the mental picture I'm getting.
awkward_gothlady 32
Sometimes, the cure is worse than the disease.
outoftown 27
Been there, OP. Ouch! Hope you are off the pain meds and can console yourself with DocBastard's cold beer order. Best of luck with rehab.
kprando25 8
Translation: Ow. I had the same thing happen. If I were you, I'd just keep off my feet.