Anonymous
United States
Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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jillie_fml 0
HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so ******* cute.
RuralNinja 0
That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.
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RoadDoggFL 0
#6, doesn't look like your mom did any better.
iluvuxinfinityn1 0
HAHAHAHAHA that is HYSTERICAL.
stormthief 10
agree!!!!!!!=)
JN226 0
haha thats not so bad. My cousin's first word was ****. lol. she's only 2. so FML. hhahaha But still that kinda sucks
DKjazz 20
Talk about a shaky start...
mintyfresca 2
whoops! btw: thank you for your service.
rukusrazor 0
So what. At least you didn't hit the deck or roll the table over for cover when she accidentally bumped the pan off the stove onto the floor. My imagination took over, and I added to the story.
mandadanyele 0
#6 fyl =]
Stay_beautiful 0
Why FML? That's usual supper time language for me! lol. jk thanks for stuff though.
nevermind21956 0
hahahahha sry that was funny, i would probably do the same exact thing though lol
ladyeinstein 0
Swearing is low class. I hope you apologized.
effyoubitch 5
I'm pretty ******* low class then.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Ironically you're on a site that is basically called **** my life. ******* hypocrite...
PokeyStix 3
What the hell were you thinking?
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm thinking of **** right now. What about you?
maverick1752 16
#231, haha funny, i was thinkin the exact same thing!