Anonymous
United States
Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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jillie_fml 0
HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so ******* cute.
RuralNinja 0
That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.
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dean120028 0
#6 you obviously are an idiot and thanks you for serving our country =D
plexico 4
Not an FML unless she went and got you some Vaseline!
single4life_fml 0
#62 why don't you lick my ass.
whererthefriends 0
I'm sure you do know better than to talk like that in front of your family, so I can't say "YDI." (Plus, I don't know if I can say 'YDI' to a soldier!) Besides, I know firsthand how easy it is to pick up rougher language when you're surrounded by it, and how that rough language just begins to fit into everyday conversation! You're ******--from serving our country. I think your family, and the rest of the world, can/should forgive you 100 times over.
bakingqt 0
you guys all need to chill and thank him for ******* fighting for our country. i mean jesus christ, at least he's STILL ALIVE. so what if he picked up some bad language over seas? Hell if I came home on leave and all the extra baggage I had were a few more cuss words in my vocabulary I think my parents would be happier than pigs in shit. Give it a rest for god sakes. And for all of you who said "YDI" to a ******* soldier? go burn in hell.
iwadasn 33
Being a soldier doesn't give him a free pass to do whatever he wants. If we think he deserves it, we're going to click YDI.
shadow_duv 0
yeah, i don't blame you. If I ever went into the army and came back I would probably be trying to talknormal again for the next few months
mattmag 0
Eh, big deal, I'm sure she understands.
joeyzlife 0
seriously thats not bad at all.
twilax101 0
HELL YES #48!!
Jordan10la 0
What is so bad about this? Really strict parents?