Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I cashed out a sweet old lady. As I handed her the bag, she looked at me kindly and said, "Don’t worry sweetie. It'll get better," to which I responded, "What will get better?" She smiled at me and said, "Your face." FML
Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML
Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say, "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML
Today, when I finished helping a customer, she said, “Thanks cutie!” When I thanked her she giggled and said, “I just like making people smile, plus I bet you don’t get called that often!” FML
Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my grandmother. Our bagger offered to help load our groceries, to which my grandmother replied, "Oh, what a nice young colored boy." FML
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ellie12345678999 13
I'm sure you pretty and plus maybe she has bad eye sight
604 11
She probably said "pace" ... Next time be a bit quicker! You're not her age.
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Comments (86)
scottyspot 11
Yes, it sucks when old people are mean when you've just helped them out. Be thankful you aren't a boy and and an old person said that. You are a girl, right?
bsmith2012 6
Old people are always so blunt.
Omniprism 15
What a bitch first of all and second beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't think I'm attractive and somehow I'm married. So don't listen to her.
protoskore 27
The obvious comeback would be "I'm only making this face because of the smell"
cchuckcloninger 5
"Yes Mamm, and I hate that you have to look at it but then...you'll be dead soon."
cchuckcloninger 5
"Yes, and I hate that you have to look at it while I'm here helping you out for free but then....you'll be dead soon.
Xotoolyxo 16
It's better in the dark anyways (;
skatebored 6
You should've told her it's a shame about your eyesight.
orange101 12
At least she found some way to compliment you
Symqathy 4
Rob her then violently beat her to death with a random object.