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Chichensoup United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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this is where i would make a long speel about if you deserved it or not, but no, this time ill keep it short. i dont care if your wife is a rigid bitch that NEVER gives up a little sexual attention. divorce is a wonderful thing sometimes. but, you sir, are a low life, horrible, disgusting jackass of a male, and all of us real men are now -1 point because of you and your stupidity.

girlygirl101123 0

wowww and you did all this so you wouldn't get caught?? I hope you get caught cheating and your wife has a baseball bat in her hands. You're ****** pathetic and deserved all of it!!

Too bad you didn't break your ******* neck!

itsadrianhere 0

what is YDI and OP it's really bugging me cause everyone is saying it and idk what it is.

OP is an asshole.

OP = original poster YDI = you deserved it

Gabi2507 2

you should have died while you were at it op -.-

snowman93706 0

mission accomplished

sw33th3art 3

wow. ur gay. i bet ur wife is a smart gorgous woman. shes independent and doesnt need you.

sw33th3art 3

text me im friendly:) not the OP but evryybody else 602 349 sike. lol