Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML
Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML
Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML
Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
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shananigans 0
Please please give us the link to that video!!
breenarae25 0
who said he was recording?
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Comments (44)
Kaeli_lvee 0
yeaaaa..link?
xoxcinderellaxox 0
fake.
imperfectclarity 0
It was love vomit. He was just demonstrating how much he loves you.
bmonehh 0
The fml changed.....?
Username72999 0
Yeah, I don't get it either. Someone explain.
jeanii_fml 4
Whoa, that is weird.
alex_vik 1
Yeah, I was like "Didn't this have another couple sentences about YouTube and her dad recording this in it before?".
fmylifeer 0
http://ihatejade.com/?id=822xfiyicino9jm86fbmvc5sd30wxu
whoismgmt 0
yeah this did change... have you ever tried to search for the author by the way? Ive never found one...
1234five 0
Why are like 90% of these fml stories about vomit!?
meanie_monday 0
I love how they changed the fml. They just want people to shut up and stop criticizing the mods. *chuckles*
loninessYman 0
F your life
gpstyne 0
stfu YDI for being a douche this isn't an FML FAIL