Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home after a night of drinking with my coworker. We hooked up, but he was so drunk he had to use a flashlight to put it in. Then, he ran out of the room to throw up. FML
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML
Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML
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littlegolferboy 4
And how was your ride on the company bicycle?
Squirrellord911 0
whoh... check 4 STDs
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Comments (50)
daleto89 6
So mean lol
newburton13 26
Wow, it is true about there being an office **** at every workplace.
wubbazugg 5
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
graced91 10
Honestly, all these kids screaming she's a ho, or a **** need to go sit down. A guy can run through girls like its nothing, but a girl can't get some dick?
Ashamed_Sister 60
Oh yeah, this woman gets called a ****, a hoe, a ***** and what not, but she just acted like many guys want to act, and a guy having a different girl every other night would be proud of this and wear it like a badge. I know it's an old FML but I had to say this just in case anyone still reads these old stories.
russiancat464 12
so whats the problem you quivering pussy?
daemonsparta 16
so you banged the company ****... hope you wrapped your tool
lucasj23 11
so you thought you were her one and only? lol
shannon2348 14
And??? Oh is she supposed to have no life except you? Grow up. ydi
Nicole Tripp 8
Wow people are disgusting. Switch the genders and its a girl saying her Male coworker did this it'd be her fault for dating a player. Because it is a girl she is a **** and definitely has STDs? Wow. Okay. You know men can get STDs too. But women are more likely to have them checked and treated so I don't think she is the problem here. They are not in an exclusive relationship. They hooked up. Get over it prick.