Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML
Today, I got locked inside my apartment due to the locking mechanism being stuck, so I had to call off work. They refused to believe me, and insisted that I be in on time or else there would be disciplinary actions taken. Maintenance wasn't available till 3 hours into my shift. FML
Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
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kellster 2
Who deliberately takes a crap at work if they know it's "going to take awhile"? Why would you take your ipod with you? Where do you work that they pay you to take 30-minute craps and listen to music? YDI.
fatass123 0
How long did it take you to type up that list? I think that's an FML right there: "Today, I spent 20 minutes thinking of all the different ways to say "masturbating" just so I could post it online... FML."
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kellster 2
Who deliberately takes a crap at work if they know it's "going to take awhile"? Why would you take your ipod with you? Where do you work that they pay you to take 30-minute craps and listen to music? YDI.
luvppl 6
I am crying of laughter!!! lolol WIN!!!
justmyluck1212 0
hahahah kellster, fo sho thats what I was thinking
oasisaddict 0
I´m speechless. it´s the first time I hear anybody say that they listen to their iPod while doing their business.
DameGreyWulf 1
I was about to say YDI for taking your iPod in with you while you shat... but then I saw your name :c I like music too. FYL... but don't listen to it so loud hahaha.
AngryC4t 0
How the hell can you take so long on the toilet that you need to take an iPod with you?
summer99 0
why would you blast music so loud in a place where you knew there was a possibilty of being disturbed? ydi
kriskonghb 0
YDI for working
master565 0
the guy naming all the names if masturbating u forgot plane masturbating
oopsie_daisy8446 0
YDI for kicking puppies.
nodbor 11
sing out loud. don't come a knockin' if this door I have a lockin' cause I'm in here a rockin'