Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to eat healthy, I made myself a salad for lunch. While shaking the salad container, the lid popped off, sending lettuce, cucumbers and dressing all over my cubicle. My boss walked in just in time to see me wiping vinaigrette off of my keyboard. FML
Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML
Today, I decided to spice up my lunch by adding hot sauce to my sandwich. Little did I know, the hot sauce bottle had a faulty cap, and as I squeezed it, the entire contents shot directly into my eye. Now, not only is my lunch ruined, but I also look like I just auditioned for a role in a tear-jerker movie. FML
Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML
Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML
Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML
Today, I caught a falling jar in the kitchen with one hand and I felt like an action hero. In celebrating, I yelled, “Did you see that?!” The jar then slipped out of my hand, smashed onto the floor, and splattered sauce all over me. My roommate flipped me the finger and left me to clean up. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
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Top comments
countryb_cth 38
Instead of shaking as hard as you could, you should have put that strength into tightening the cap lol.
Phooey 22
it's not the first thing you showered yourself in after shaking it hard.
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Comments (51)
worldclassrager 41
A light shake goes a long way...but that happens I had that happen with bleu cheese before that was a fun one
wanted_2_want 40
'Stir not shaken', for next time.
lexos 16
And this is why you always put your hand on a cap when you shake liquids.
NateTheGreat132 14
Sharks are wicked cool. Irrelevant comment is irrelevant.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
What-a-mess!
Mauskau 36
YDI for not holding onto the lid whilst shaking. Have you not learned with ketchup?
flufee2 27
At least they're mixed now
Corey122726 17
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase golden shower. On the brighter side, I'm sure in some way that mixture is good for your hair...
vikky538 29
I think you don't have habit of shaking things gently at the first place...
DXWarrior00 13
Don't you mean.... Dressed, yourself???