Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML
chococool223 tells us more.
okay, i couldnt put to much info in my thread because the 300 word limit kept me from writing too much information. As a mom, i can't really go around wearing all this fancy makeup or whatever, it would be unreasonable. Also, i cut my hair to about chin length, and dyed it brown (i used to be blonde) because since im a mom, i wanted to look the part. when i was a model, I was 20-30 lbs underweight, so when I gained 50 lbs, it made a difference to my face. Also, i was NOT travelling from somewhere in the US to Chicago, i was travelling from my vacation in Korea to Chicago. I have a Dutch passport, so its different there. but anyways, im loosing weight and i acually got a new passport picture today so i wont be having this problem again
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Endymion_fml 0
Why didn't you get a new one when you changed so much? Don't be too hard on those guys, they're just doing their jobs.
Atropos_fml 0
They didn't see any sort of facial resemblance?
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Comments (172)
average_girl 0
*******!...well u shouldve updated ur pic anyways... both a FYL and a YDI... but still u couldnt have changed THAT much.. ur face is prob still the same.. just chubbier... stupid blind police
effyourlife_ 0
united states' excessive security ruins everyones lives.
I_am_stupid_also 6
FYL for blaming your kid for you being fat.
babble 0
#3 / #42 even though you acknowledged that the person might be coming from another country, you still assumed the OP was American and had "made it out of the country" originally.
libertyprime 0
I find this one very hard to believe.
cowwart 0
It's quite possible to gain 50 lbs. through a pregnancy. I had a friend who gained 70. That really sucks; you gained that much in the face though?
dudewithface 0
YDI for getting fat.
route95 0
Your US passport is valid for 10 years as an adult. It's very possible.
wotchersarah 0
lmao. @26- the passport was six years old not from WHEN she was 6. :| Also people saying to get your passport updated every 5 years: I'm not paying $80 every 5 years when a passport expires every 10.
unklesammywantsu 0
This is bullshit, they would not have arrested you, and there are a bunch of ways you could have still proven it was you.