Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML
chococool223 tells us more.
okay, i couldnt put to much info in my thread because the 300 word limit kept me from writing too much information. As a mom, i can't really go around wearing all this fancy makeup or whatever, it would be unreasonable. Also, i cut my hair to about chin length, and dyed it brown (i used to be blonde) because since im a mom, i wanted to look the part. when i was a model, I was 20-30 lbs underweight, so when I gained 50 lbs, it made a difference to my face. Also, i was NOT travelling from somewhere in the US to Chicago, i was travelling from my vacation in Korea to Chicago. I have a Dutch passport, so its different there. but anyways, im loosing weight and i acually got a new passport picture today so i wont be having this problem again
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Endymion_fml 0
Why didn't you get a new one when you changed so much? Don't be too hard on those guys, they're just doing their jobs.
Atropos_fml 0
They didn't see any sort of facial resemblance?
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nailmetoapig 0
Don't you have to renew your passport every five years?
SpunkT 0
#7 hahaha.
jayfx 0
lol that sucks
TidusBlade 0
Yeah 6 years is a long time, but any other valid ID would probably work, although I dunno how airport security is there, though I imagine it would be pretty damn tight...
rachelroller 0
I don't believe it.
TurtleGenius 0
At least you're not Iranian. When I go to airports, I always seem to be 'randomly' searched. Multiple times. By the same people. Within five minutes of each other.
ilaughatfmls 0
#4 no if you're over 18 it's every 10 years. and man that sucks... but yea i would've gotten it renwed if i had changed that much..
hannah_b_fml 0
I call shenanigans. I got my passport picture taken six years ago, back then I was chronically overweight. I've lost a lot since then, my facial structure has changed significantly, and my hair is completely different. I flew across the country only two days ago, using that as my identification, and there were no problems whatsoever.
Jareth_fml 0
Bogus!
the0ther 0
hahahahahaha