Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML
chococool223 tells us more.
okay, i couldnt put to much info in my thread because the 300 word limit kept me from writing too much information. As a mom, i can't really go around wearing all this fancy makeup or whatever, it would be unreasonable. Also, i cut my hair to about chin length, and dyed it brown (i used to be blonde) because since im a mom, i wanted to look the part. when i was a model, I was 20-30 lbs underweight, so when I gained 50 lbs, it made a difference to my face. Also, i was NOT travelling from somewhere in the US to Chicago, i was travelling from my vacation in Korea to Chicago. I have a Dutch passport, so its different there. but anyways, im loosing weight and i acually got a new passport picture today so i wont be having this problem again
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Endymion_fml 0
Why didn't you get a new one when you changed so much? Don't be too hard on those guys, they're just doing their jobs.
Atropos_fml 0
They didn't see any sort of facial resemblance?
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chococool223 0
okay, i couldnt put to much info in my thread because the 300 word limit kept me from writing too much information. As a mom, i can't really go around wearing all this fancy makeup or whatever, it would be unreasonable. Also, i cut my hair to about chin length, and dyed it brown (i used to be blonde) because since im a mom, i wanted to look the part. when i was a model, I was 20-30 lbs underweight, so when I gained 50 lbs, it made a difference to my face. Also, i was NOT travelling from somewhere in the US to Chicago, i was travelling from my vacation in Korea to Chicago. I have a Dutch passport, so its different there. but anyways, im loosing weight and i acually got a new passport picture today so i wont be having this problem again
TheAspieDork 27
Seems like a train wreck
pyronexus 12
Congrats to you for getting to a healthy weight and being happy with your life. Sorry you got arrested though
iSocket 0
Why do you feel the need to describe yourself as a 'beautiful' model?
GoddammitHoward 4
Maybe she has self esteem problems since she has since changed her appearance? She probably looks back on the way she used to look fondly.
rabbit_fml 0
What's it like to go from a 10 to a 4?
unibrowicorn 0
#100 would be a douche,if he didn't accidently reverse the numbers in his question.
KrazyKatz333 15
I don't think they meant clothing size I think they meant out of 10 rating.
thedude0900 0
its your fault for being a fat pig
seriouslyfml0415 4
Shut the **** up asshole
thedude0900 0
actually #101 i think #100 is saying a 10 as in a 10 out of 10 (hot girl) not her dress size
Kiwiwi_fml 0
50 pounds? Holy Christ, one baby is NOT a legitimate reason to gain ******* 50 pounds! Besides, didn't they recognize your face? Or did the 50 pounds ALL go to your face? Yeah, maybe that's it!... :)
kaseycat 18
She did say she was 20-30 pounds underweight, asshat. So gaining 50 pounds was probably good for her.
psychospice484 0
#8- And how!
N0Luck 0
PUT DOWN THE FORK
dudewithface 0
#106 - That's quite a mean thing to say. Plus she's probably such a pig she uses her hands.