Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML
chococool223 tells us more.
okay, i couldnt put to much info in my thread because the 300 word limit kept me from writing too much information. As a mom, i can't really go around wearing all this fancy makeup or whatever, it would be unreasonable. Also, i cut my hair to about chin length, and dyed it brown (i used to be blonde) because since im a mom, i wanted to look the part. when i was a model, I was 20-30 lbs underweight, so when I gained 50 lbs, it made a difference to my face. Also, i was NOT travelling from somewhere in the US to Chicago, i was travelling from my vacation in Korea to Chicago. I have a Dutch passport, so its different there. but anyways, im loosing weight and i acually got a new passport picture today so i wont be having this problem again
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Endymion_fml 0
Why didn't you get a new one when you changed so much? Don't be too hard on those guys, they're just doing their jobs.
Atropos_fml 0
They didn't see any sort of facial resemblance?
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Comments (172)
Ibeapirate 0
Passports for people over 18 are valid for 10 years in the U.S., should have shown them your drivers license/check book for backup proof. That is pretty screwed up though.
becky_becks 0
they didn't ask you for your license before the big arrest?
allstarplayer324 0
#26 YOUR the idiot. The fml said the picture was 6 years old, not taken when she was six years old.
Kenton1008 21
You're*
allstarplayer324 0
#61 thats way too harsh! Come on now...and she may have just had the baby and gained the weight...
KillaDilla 0
FAKE ALERT
I_am_stupid_also 6
Obesity is defined as 30 pounds overweight. Unless she was at least 20 pounds underweight as a model, she's ok now, but otherwise she is obese now. As for weight gain during pregnancy, that was 6 years ago.
gretchenator 0
FAKE FAKE FAKE. FAKE FAKE FAKE. FAKE FAKE FAKE. You don't show your passport when you're flying to Chicago, chunky hoebag.
0 3
Wouldn't the name match the one on your driver's license?
THIS_FML_SUCKS 0
Fake! All FML's are fake!
FoundManyLemons 0
FYL, but you're still......ugh.