Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
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Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML
Today, a bit buzzed, I finally gave in to my boyfriend's request and gave him a rimjob. I was licking away when I suddenly realized what I was doing, leapt off the bed, and ran to the toilet to puke. FML
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Top comments
RinoaHeartilly 36
Turns out that the person going down on someone knows better how far they can go than the person receiving. He deserves the pukey lap, but you didn't deserve any of that.
Seabass_Chan 33
Or her boyfriend could just... let her go at her own pace? Clearly she knows what she's doing. Don't be fooled by **** fellas, just grabbing her hair and ramming it down her throat is NOT going to have a "happy ending."
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Comments (25)
Mynxie 26
That's why if I ever feel my bf's hands on the back of my head, I slap them off. And if he continues to put them there, I stop completely. Sorry OP
malikoda123 1
this happened to me once with my husband! horrible:(
annalily5 28
I ******* hate when dudes do this. I don't care that you're really into it, if you are I clearly know what I'm doing. I'm also already treating you, and do not need the experience made uncomfortable. Most of us aren't **** stars, and do not appreciate having you jackhammer our throats.
boredgirl_02 14
Thatlll teach him
chevygirl 1
My boyfriend does the same ******* thing. I get so mad at him every time. he likes when I choke and gag on it. It turns him on. he loves feeling the back of my throat. it's his way or he gets pissed
mkmon7 21
That should be a red flag in itself...
0utland 18
Yeah, my bf did that to me once too. He was drunk though and I made it to the toilet in time, but f**k that was an unpleasent experience
wickedgetz 30
he deserves it OP, he should just let you do what you do... and if wants something more its best to communicate or ask instead of trying to push the boundaries