Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was teaching a class of 17-year-old Japanese boys English. Tripping over a school bag, I caught my foot in the bottom of my very loose elastic trousers. I pulled them down with my foot as I stumbled, exposing my underwear to all 40 students. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
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jobiff 0
how could you NOT feel drafty down therE?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"I wear underwear about, let's see, (starts counting fingers) about 65% of the time I'm on stage. Otherwise, I'm freeballing." -Nathan Explosion, "Metalocalypse"
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aresgirl 0
wow that really sucks...... you have bad luck
PandaPandaPandaX 0
As if you didn't feel that. Are you a teacher? Sucks to be you if so, cuz you're up for all kinds of things if the School find out. :S
repyourcliche 0
yeah, that kinda happened to my english teacher a couple years ago... except it was a she and her skirt had split down the middle at the front. the boys loved it. personally... not so much. but the point is, well idk what the point is actually.. probably that they will most likely never let you forget about it, so FYL
chloe2114 4
#16. your ugly...
Jimboom 12
Commando is the only way to go. ;)
plexico 4
You should have taped a laser pointer to your dick and let that little lazy ****** do some work for you.
the_stereotype 0
i kind of miss FMLs like these...idk, but it seems like we've getting more obviously fake ones, or ones that aren't funny, etc. this one is a lot like the older FMLs that were on here.
plexico 4
#23 the-stereotype, I was thinking he could use it to highlight his PowerPoint slides while leaving his hands free to diddle with his notes. One problem with that is if he noticed a pretty girl in the audience, everyone's gaze would be suddenly guided ceiling-ward. But I like the way you are thinking. A laser-illuminated pee stream would make for some unforgettable entertainment. Maybe Cirque de Soleil would be interested.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
guess you know which way the wind blows, huh? lame, i know...it's early...WTF do u people want from me?
DrunkenValor 0
What kind of man goes commando? I mean honestly, that's just asking to get your dick caught in a zipper.
plexico 4
Do you just hate it when people giggle and cackle at the sight of your penis? It is particularly humiliating on dates and wedding nights. Or so I've heard. ;)
_THE_MASTER_ 0
never had it happen...tough break, brodie bruce.
plexico 4
Me, neither *cough, cough*, I've just heard of that happening, *cough*, y'know.
DrunkenValor 0
I've sat in an exam room with a big boner once, the exam was on maths. Numbers get me hard obviously, it was also noticed. Good times. EDIT: And by big, I mean four and a half inches.
plexico 4
KaySL, I can see you there, across the pond, thinking to yourself: "Damn, if it's giggle-worthy, how am I going to snap it in two?" I let you percolate on that thought.
plexico 4
mercyFML, You made me think of my hot algebra teacher, Ms. Dietrich, who I had when I was 15. Her class was right after lunch and her husband was a gym teacher. In retrospect, I think she came to class sometimes just after a nooner. She looked like Teri Hatcher. Hot, hot, hot. Often enough, she'd have erect nipples and we boys would say "You're looking sharp, Ms. Dietrich" amongst ourselves. I remember how she'd call me up to the board to solve a problem and having to walk with my hand in a fist in my pocket and hunching over like Quasimodo. Aaah. Good times, GOOD TIMES!
XOfiestypixie 0
Haha. Nice one Plex. There was a teacher in my high school (I had her for one class, but not this one in particular) who flirted with ALL the boys, didn't matter what they looked like either. Apparently (I have several reliable witnesses) one day in one of her classes, her top button of her low cut shirt popped open, pretty much exposing her boobs to the world. =)
OnDistantShores 0
Hang on...was it "that day" or "Today"? Liar.
xd0rkiee 0
If you haven`t noticed, every single FML has "today" in front of it - it`s a requirement. Just because it didn`t happen today doesn`t mean you can`t still post a FML.
OnDistantShores 0
And do you ever wonder why "Today" is put in front of each one? Because they want you to only post things that happened today, so we aren't flooded with stories of all the hundreds of FML moments we've all had over the years.
aback 5
You might as well give a quiz on it. You know they didn't hear a word of your lecture.