planking champion
United States
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
Hello?
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
eemp
France
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
nevasurprised
Germany
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
fannylover
United States
Drunk with power
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Anonymous
Paul Blurt
Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML
Bree
United States
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Modesto, United States
It wasn't me
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unfair
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Top comments
cmars3 7
Then don't do stupid things.
that1kid82 2
YDI for planking..
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Comments (370)
HeroicPeanut 3
Don't you hate it when that happens
Sethro 1
who cares?
gazzdogs 5
The real FML is today I was caught planking in public. FML
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You are a moron. If you're gonna plank, then at least not do it outside and not in the classroom. -_-U
sableonfire 0
thts because your teacher knew what it meant, unlike you.
tragicnightmare 15
that sucks! but planking is awesome and there's nothing wrong with it to all you other people
RubenCitoSanchez 0
Stupid smh
Nickel05 15
OP, YDI, but you still rock for doing it in the first place. hopefully, you will find it totally worth it.
jross95 0
Dude planking is cool don't let these losers slam you!
blargheria 0
YDI for planking. Planking is old news. All about owling now.