planking champion
United States
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
Hello?
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
eemp
France
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
nevasurprised
Germany
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
fannylover
United States
Drunk with power
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Anonymous
Paul Blurt
Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML
Bree
United States
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Modesto, United States
It wasn't me
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unfair
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Top comments
cmars3 7
Then don't do stupid things.
that1kid82 2
YDI for planking..
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Comments (370)
ifeelya 5
so did someone take a picture of it?
SolanumX 6
Planking is the stupidest thing ever. 'Nuff said.
liquidSELECT 0
Omg your ******* awesome
limeyemilyy 0
His f*cking awesome what?
TokinUp 6
School is meant for nothing more than enjoyment. If you wanna plank, then plank. I prefer to spend my time in the 10th dimension where morons don't exist
SkardeyKat 3
Your name and profile pretty much suggest you live in the 10th dimension...
lexiee016 6
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saIty 17
Really I wish someone had drop kicked you off. Planking is so stupid.
hiyourcute 0
Why would you even do that.
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
What a coincidence I planked my English teachers desk last week
Bently24 6
Don't try to be cool anymore.
invisiblefedora 0
Says thee guy with a profile picture of him shirtless. I still think planking is retarted though.
jeffcapell 3
Says the guy who can't ******* spell. Retard.
gorjusthine 0
What do u get on planking?????? Lol detention!! Be happy At least its only detention not suspention retard!!
Havenwic 8
Your teacher is my new best friend.