Today, I was getting ready for a night out with the girls, and without any hint of trickery, just wanting an honest answer, I asked my boyfriend how I looked in the dress I chose. He immediately dropped to his knees, yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!" and calmly left the room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I asked my husband if I should wear my black or red heels with my dress. He looked me up and down from the sofa and said, “We needed to leave 45 minutes ago to have any prayer of getting there on time, I'm now watching TV, so you and your heels please leave me alone now.” Oops. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
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Top comments
Serisent 26
The vast majority of men know that question to be a trap. Your boyfriend made the only escape he possibly could.
MichellinMan 20
I think the answer is clear. He thinks you look great.
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Comments (111)
142_cats 13
I'm sure OP wasn't going to say "ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT PEASANT SCUM!?" but this is the expected response from women thanks to stereotypes.
ahsanmasood 4
i think he is adorable, in his own twisted way :) he's a keeper OP, inspite of his sense of humor :D
naiveprophet 15
#80, I'd say he's a keeper BECAUSE of his sense of humor.
pedinhuh 23
...Can I use that awnser if my girlfriend asks if she's fat?
KingreX32 21
Its a trap. At least that's what I guess he thought.
dannnngthatsux 19
OMG!! Funniest ever! If he's not normally a jerk, find the ugliest thing you have and wear that instead. If he is usually a jerk, find another love.
SwimmerBoy16 15
He could've thought it was beautiful and somewhat provocative and he was worried you'd be getting hit on
faireanjell 5
Honestly that's a loaded question to ask and that was an escape route for him
weveallbeenthere 30
he really hates it when you ask that question.
lukecallidus 2
Smart
commandercolbert 6
nice boyfriend you have..