Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend in my dorm room. My roommate came in, despite the signal I had up on the door. She didn't leave. She got on her computer and started playing Solitaire. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my roommate spends so much time in our dorm room that I got a boner when I heard him leaving for class, because it was my first chance in days to jack off in peace. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
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hi_from_HI 0
Yeah it's called living in a dorm!!! You have to share your living space and she is not required to avoid going to her home all because of some sign. Guess it's time for you to grow up or find some other place if you can't control your urges.
captainmaharet 1
Today, I went into my room to find my roommate and her boyfriend *******. They told me to get out of my room. FML.
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intoxicuunt 0
where did you expect her to go, did u think she should just sit outside your door for the night, stop being so selfish, it her room too
hi_from_HI 0
Yeah it's called living in a dorm!!! You have to share your living space and she is not required to avoid going to her home all because of some sign. Guess it's time for you to grow up or find some other place if you can't control your urges.
BleedingAssassin 0
omg it happened to me! but when i was trying to do my gf, she started playing solitaire
KailyKii 11
I find it hilarious that you said "Trying to do" 'Do'... Seriously?
visage 0
And.....? I hope you get the clap so you know what a real fml is.
idratherbewrestl 0
or herpes....
captainmaharet 1
Today, I went into my room to find my roommate and her boyfriend *******. They told me to get out of my room. FML.
sprocketlaunch 14
winrar is you- here is one internet. don't spend it all in one place.
deliapearl 0
I don't see why u are so shy. it would have been polite for u to ask if she wanted to join
TarasTrouble 0
i woulda just did it anyways, its her fault for stayin
Rouge_Plague 0
Its as much there place as it is yours. Go do it somewhere else. YDI
PLUR33 0
Agreed.
Apprentice4Life 5
Off topic.... But your picture says "Grammar Nazi".... The "there" in your post is supposed to be "their".... P.S. I'm on a seesaw with this one. Kinda YDI.. But still kinda F your life.
lesbee 0
What is it with these stupid ass FMLs? Get a life, looser.