Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML
Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
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youfailed18 0
why didn't you just hold your skirt up with your hands?
allmidnighteyes 11
Were you wondering if your new diet was working? Did your panties down fall with them too?
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Comments (93)
mintcar 10
Let's hope you had cute panties on.
ilovebrookematso 0
haha true!!
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
What if she actually wore a thong? o_O That would be embarassing.
perdix 31
If you knew that you needed a belt to keep the skirt on, you'd have to know that taking off the belt would let the skirt slip off. I'm not buying this "accident" crap -- methinks you are an exhibitionist. And me likey! Send pix, pls. ;)
NotYourOrdinary7 6
I'm getting tired of this damn site. Every time I post a comment it says "comment successfully posted," but when I check it's not there. Get right fml, get right!
allmidnighteyes 11
Nah, I would prefer FML to get left.
NotYourOrdinary7 6
Oh boy...
xeldawyn 14
Maybe you could send a PM to a mod the next time this happens instead.
Sirin_fml 47
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starile 20
Oh you know you liked it. At least they didn't have to strip-search you, unless that's what you were hoping for.
Mr_Darkside 5
that's hot
Badjuju7711 0
Nip slips are 'accidents' but a skirt falling down is a excuse for attention IMO.
newjerseyguy 0
i agree completely
8128523jk 5
Buy clothes that fit! you could have easily held it up or widened your stance to prevent it
stevenmx86 8
YDI, you're supposed to prepare for security in an airport when you're flying...
ImaginaryFoe 1
Exactly. You shouldn't have worn a skirt in the first place and you certainly shouldn't have worn one that was too big. YDI, OP.
motero 0
hmmmmmmmm:)
ndm777 0
Why didn't you hold up your skirt?? And why in the hell would you wear something to big?? Common sense, use it.