Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML
Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
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youfailed18 0
why didn't you just hold your skirt up with your hands?
allmidnighteyes 11
Were you wondering if your new diet was working? Did your panties down fall with them too?
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Comments (93)
IrishJohnnyMann 0
perv?!
fmlbaby77 0
this story was on the Internet a simple google search will reveal it is not genuine.
79DrAwkwArD97 0
could have been worse...
flyleaf95 2
And this is why you wear slip on shoes, flip flops, or sandals to the airport as well as clothes that don't require belts.....Also, please leave your jewelry and/or shitload of change at home or in your suitcase, the other people who have more experience with airports don't want to be stuck waiting behind you. Thanks
soldierinarms 0
at least you won't see them again when you get back home
jhillmoney 0
let's hope someone shaved...
MinnieMouse1718 0
When people say "don't buy a big skirt then", what if OP bought that skirt without trying? Then went home and realized it was too big? Most people don't even go back to get a smaller size, for BELTS are made. Besides, it would look suspicious if she held it up awkwardly while going through the scan. Being stopped for having "weapons" is also embarrassing, you know.
greyzero 0
So... They asked to remove a belt... That YOU knew was holding up your skirt... And, intelligent as you MUST be... You didnt think to hold it up by the waist with even one of your hands. Smooth, very smooth.
crazyweirdo1 0
if the skirt was too big, then y wear it??
jay1010 0
lol