Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Top comments
thereitgo 1
that's not that creepy? it's not like the guy who said "Soon your belly will be plump with my seed." licking leads to oral.
disadvantage 0
What's wrong with that? Seems fairly normal.. depending on how far towards the feet he wanted to go. At that point it starts to get weird, IMO. SSC, you're a lame ass. Go get a ******* job or a girlfriend or something. Being the 1st responder on FMyLife is worth absolutely nothing in this life.
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Comments (211)
carolinalove22 0
hahahhhahahahahahah, that's cute?
LittleMiss1 0
wtf!
QiScorpion 0
uhuh. that's a little weird but not necessarily an FML. .
CommonTruf 0
LoL. "Can I lick you leg" is hilarious. To some thats a fml, to others its not. w/e. Either way, thereitgo has it right, the "soon your belly will be plump with my seed" is f'ing weirder than licking your leg. I'm sure you let him regardless.
MelzerB 0
Hot! :P
rukusrazor 0
Shouldn't HE have been getting into YOU? /Just sayin. //Never heard of a leg licking fetish. To each their own I suppose.
guitardedman 0
wow that is not even close to a fml.. asking to do so is a little strange but your legs connect to a more stimulating area so he's just makin his way there
Jaxro 6
#9 Why are you raging towards 1st upset you didn't get it.... I don't see anything wrong with this, maybe the fact that he asked before hand... no balls! :P
_mcs_ 0
Wtf, this isn't a FML at all :/ How did this make it on to the site? It's not funny or sad or anything, it's just rather lame.
LockonStratos_fml 3
Kissing your thigh is not unusual. Licking is weird, but not that weird. Not really a FYL.