Today, I was food shamed by my boyfriend in front of an entire restaurant and his parents because my meal cost more than his. His mom chimed in saying her meal usually costs more than his step dad's too and not to be upset. I'm 8 months pregnant, of course mine costs more. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
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Top comments
gordjess1 19
Pregnant or not who gives a ****?! Unless you ordered $100 food which I doubt. My meals always end up cheaper because most of the time the others order steak or something and I just get what I like which works out cheaper.
Donut_Wizard 23
Could mean that you have a better taste in food than him too.
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Comments (99)
MrEpicSqueaky101 18
Eat him next time, that'll show him!
Ohio28 3
why the hell is (insert word) shaming such a common thing now, I hadn't heard someone say that til this year and it's annoying
Mysterybounty 6
Yet another woman who got pregnant by an asshole then is surprised when he acts like an asshole.
jeffprobs 29
You are pregnant and I have to question how serious this is? Because I've seen a pregnant woman cry over (literally) spilled milk.
Giraffie5 11
I'm glad that his mother backed you up. Wouldn't be surprised if he gets a talking to later for being an ass from his mother.
scottishoatmeal 22
He sounds like a delight
MuffinMn 9
is he on his period?
tzimtzee 3
WHAT!? Since when is food shaming a thing? If he's that worried about the cost then he can always stay home and eat instant noodles :P
BatmanBeast17 11
That's horrible :/ punch him in the face and eat some chocolate
Vindogg71 9
That's your man and probably baby daddy, you should be proud.