Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, after “talking” and flirting with my team lead for a few months, we started dating and I quit my job, which I really liked, and started working somewhere I didn’t just so we could be together. Now, two weeks after quitting, she breaks up with me. FML
Today, it's been a few months since I spent about three weeks in a relationship with a woman at work, who then left me to get back with her ex-husband. For some reason she reported us both to HR for our inappropriate relationship. My future at this company now rests on a meeting I have this afternoon with HR. FML
Today, I was terminated from my job. This comes after I sent HR an email about an inappropriate relationship between my manager and a counselor. Seems like I should have kept my mouth shut. FML
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Top comments
cthulhu1138 1
Now you know never to date a coworker, much less a subordinate. If you manage to find another job in this economy, think with your head, not your dick.
shehzeenahmed 0
fired and dumped in the same day? that sucks man, and since she's the reason you got fired and she acted like that, then i say good riddance to you.
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Comments (88)
HPluver 0
WOW, this story sounds familiar to me in my life.. except i was the one who dated my boss =D and i didnt dump him cuz he lost his job...
ti3n_t 0
aaa true love.
fat_bastard_607 0
never eat where you shit. even if you ate first. but fyl for finding out how shallow your gf is.
Djosef_fml 0
As far as I agree that dating people you work with is not the best idea, what you do outside of work is none of their buisness. To fire someone for that is legal in USA? WTF?! way to go freedom! Is that out of the Patriot Act or something? You know, the bill that made your whole contry go back to the Middle Ages, with witch-hunting, institutionalized torture and arbitrary jail without contact to anybody.
skyttlz 32
if the girl friend is the co worker this isn't worded very well
tonnyfong 3
YDI. You must be thinking with your dick.
charlotte100 2
Was she ur gf prior to u hiring her or started dating after? That'd make a difference btw.
rcbarnes 24
One word: Karma.
angelofsaturn 23
Dude everyone was dating everyone where I used to work. All they did was transfer the people they could(my boyfriend, my friend's husband and another co-worker's girlfriend got transferred to different stores). Hell even the district manager was banging some of the shift managers. Lol
bescobedo94 0
Adding insult to injury.