Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, after “talking” and flirting with my team lead for a few months, we started dating and I quit my job, which I really liked, and started working somewhere I didn’t just so we could be together. Now, two weeks after quitting, she breaks up with me. FML
Today, it's been a few months since I spent about three weeks in a relationship with a woman at work, who then left me to get back with her ex-husband. For some reason she reported us both to HR for our inappropriate relationship. My future at this company now rests on a meeting I have this afternoon with HR. FML
Today, I was terminated from my job. This comes after I sent HR an email about an inappropriate relationship between my manager and a counselor. Seems like I should have kept my mouth shut. FML
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Top comments
cthulhu1138 1
Now you know never to date a coworker, much less a subordinate. If you manage to find another job in this economy, think with your head, not your dick.
shehzeenahmed 0
fired and dumped in the same day? that sucks man, and since she's the reason you got fired and she acted like that, then i say good riddance to you.
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Comments (88)
maiden_girl 5
I agree with #3. Really sucks for you.
TJS123OMG 0
You were a manager. You should have known better.
miscellaneousex3 0
What a bitch. People who say you should know better, wtf, you're just not suppose to date someone you want to? Wrong.
Rickya0 0
Your boss is plowing your (now ex) girlfriend!!! It was all an elaborate plan for them to date!!! P.S. Im your (now ex)boss.
fuckedup666 0
If I understood this correctly you hired a subordinate and then dated her? There has to be something ethically wrong with that! Are you surprised you got fired? I'm sorry she left you though, thats harsh
IMz0r 0
We really do need: www.ididsomethingwrongandideserveitnowlaughatme.com But that does suck, karma is a bitch.
PrettyVal 0
First of all, don't date people you work with. Second of all, and seemingly more obvious don't date people you HIRE. Idiot. But it does suck she dumped you. She's lame too. You're better off.
24788 7
She screwed you over. FYL!
Mr_Resetti 0
I can't believe you were surprised. Do you honestly think your good looks were the reason she was going out with you?
happygoluckyhh 0
YDI for bad puncuation: "She then broke up with me. Because I didn't have a job." And if you were trying to make a point or "build suspense" in a way, you should have used "..." Right ways: 1) She then broke up with me, because I didn't have a job. 2) She then broke up with me...because I didn't have a job. (I don't know if it said the EXACT words, "she then", but you get my point. I don't want criticsism from anybody...even if I spelled some words wrong...like "criticsism". Give me a break, I'm only 12.)
Mauskau 36
bless, i was just like you when i was 11 and 12. i still kinda am(i'm 13) but not as much :)