Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, after “talking” and flirting with my team lead for a few months, we started dating and I quit my job, which I really liked, and started working somewhere I didn’t just so we could be together. Now, two weeks after quitting, she breaks up with me. FML
Today, it's been a few months since I spent about three weeks in a relationship with a woman at work, who then left me to get back with her ex-husband. For some reason she reported us both to HR for our inappropriate relationship. My future at this company now rests on a meeting I have this afternoon with HR. FML
Today, I was terminated from my job. This comes after I sent HR an email about an inappropriate relationship between my manager and a counselor. Seems like I should have kept my mouth shut. FML
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Top comments
cthulhu1138 1
Now you know never to date a coworker, much less a subordinate. If you manage to find another job in this economy, think with your head, not your dick.
shehzeenahmed 0
fired and dumped in the same day? that sucks man, and since she's the reason you got fired and she acted like that, then i say good riddance to you.
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Comments (88)
Lazyninja420 0
you totally deserved. Dating people you work with is a bad idea, but hiring someone your dating is an even worse idea.
theoldGP 0
btw it's gonna be hard to get a job after that.. you know how bad that sounds? what you got fired for? damn. your life is even more ****** up than i thought.
BaldOuting 0
ouch - what a bad day
braFTW 0
I'd say she's screwing someone above you.. =P Sorry for the job part, congrats on the being apart from the girl part.
route95 0
Obviously this was against the rules and I'm sure they had a policy where you had to inform your higher-ups if you were dating a coworker. You obviously didn't inform them, so you deserve it. Sorry, dude.
kitkatkelly 0
Oh MAN what a mess. FYL
KorbenDeck 5
Did you hire her before she was your girlfriend or after? If you hired her before then its your own fault.
kellster 2
So, you either hired your girlfriend or started dating someone you had been the one to hire. Your story isn't clear about what happened first, but regardless, don't you think that was a stupid idea? Obviously the horrible person you were dating is trying to save her job here and not get lumped into the Stupid Decisions Team, although she was also clearly on it. You're better off, dude.
ilovespam 0
dude, learn how to use commas and periods...
EMOLOVER55 0
U got uber screwed dont u know the saying think b4 u act. tsk tsk