Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I told my husband I was horny and wanted to get it on. He agreed but first he had to finish the chapter he was reading, watch his show on Netflix, argue with strangers on Facebook, then do his workout. He had the nerve to cop an attitude when I was no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML
Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML
Today, my insomnia got so bad that I became convinced my husband was having an affair in our bed right next to me. I punched him so hard in the shoulder that he awoke from a sound sleep, farted, and then shook it off and went back to sleep unfazed. I'm so jealous. FML
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CRC_101 31
Alright. My response was speaking hypothetically of OP being asexual, as it appeared that that is what you thought. My point was that OP is obviously not asexual, and luckily at least that was conveyed. My 106 response is ignorant, yes, because the idea that OP is asexual is ignorant. I apologize, truly, for my misinterpretation of your thoughts. I do want to be clear that I do not think there is anything wrong with people who lack sexual attraction. I wish I could put that in all caps, but I won't bother you all. I honestly *facepalm* just thinking of the idea that someone would think there is... x_x I do not, however, think that the idea of *OP* going to get professional help because her libido is on the low side and she appears to prefer to have sexual desires more often is an asshole-calling-worthy idea.
verkaderk 9
I applaud your husband
tytylor 0
Imagine feeling that way 90% of the time you are in the mood.
tfb4u 8
You definitely deserve it. You shouldn't just put out when you want it. Think about his needs once in a while.
badmike89 6
Serves you right that's just not cool how can you women expect your man to be only yours when you refuse to put out it's no secret sex has always been Important
curryisforGs 2
YDI, what goes around comes around.
Michaelsgirl04 9
Oh, my bad. I forgot it's totally unheard of to expect sex from your husband. And yes, in the case of marraige or almost any serious relationship, sex is important. The intimacy you achieve from it is important and the connection you get with your partner (especially when it's your husband) is important. Yes she's been rejecting him, yes she should put forth more of an effort, and no she shouldnt expect much sympathy here but in reality there's probaynot a single woman here that hasn't plain old not been in the mood at one point or another. *end of rant*
20th_century_fox 3
marriage is a compromise, that's true. however, if you're not in the mood, you're not in the mood. sex is supposed to be about both partners, and if one of them doesn't really want to participate, then what's the point? also, if OP has been suffering from a low libido, that can hardly be the result of a bad attitude, which is what her husband is clearly suffering from. it's pretty rough not being able to have sex with someone you love, i realize, but acting like a child about it is still a really lousy way to behave.
Nudi_fml 13
By the sound of it, fml would be swarming with messages if he went and wrote one everytime you reject him
Mannie27 0
Bitch got OWNED !