Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Everyone in the world who has had food stolen stood up and cheered, then orgasmed, then peed themselves! We wept as if to say to Cosmic Justice, "What took you so long?"
RichardPencil 32
The maggots probably improved the nutritional value of the the product.
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Comments (19)
cloco87 22
YDI, eating someone's food to cheer yourself up go buy your own chocolate pop tarts.
ArbiterOfFML 24
We are a rare breed. People who likes chocolate poptarts.
lucasjames22 8
They come sealed in a foil pouch. how could maggots be in there?
DumbAndYoung 30
Maybe there was a very small hole or tear in the package that the OP didn't notice.
olga_crvjl 19
Omg I almost threw up reading this ?
DumbAndYoung 30
I wish that could have happened to my roommate one of the several times he got into something that wasn't his.
kbrightness22 10
Everyone who says she deserves it for stealing food, we have no idea if her roommate has given her permission or if they have an agreement to repay each other for food. My roommates and I have the policy that you can have whatever you want as long as you're willing to replace it later and tell each other.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
1000% Deserved this! I am so happy that you got what you deserved