Today, I was eating lunch, and accidentally got ketchup on the sofa, so I hastily doused it with stain remover. The ketchup is now no longer there; however there is a larger stain in its place. I stained the sofa with stain remover. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm using mold and mildew stain remover on my mattress, all because I threw up on it drunk, and was to lazy to clean it up when it happened. FML
Today, I dyed my hair. It was all going well, until I forgot I had a head full of product and scratched an itch. I didn't realise my mistake until later, and now have to replace my six-month old sofa because it has a huge stain that alternates from purple to bleach. FML
Today, despite trying to lose weight for months and making progress, I went out to lunch with coworkers and ended up eating a huge burger and fries. When I got back to the office, I noticed that I'd spilled ketchup all over my shirt. Now I not only feel guilty about the food I ate but I also look like a slob. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML
Today, while I was trying to put my high fluoride toothpaste on my toothbrush, I miscalculated the pressure and ended up squirting a massive glob all over the bathroom cabinet and a rug that was on the floor. My stepmom says if we can't get the bleach stain out of the brown rug, I'm going to have to replace it. FML
Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML
Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML
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CoolBroStory 7
Irony at its finest.
badbadkitty 5
Could it be that now that spot is actually just cleaner than the rest of the couch now?
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Comments (127)
jennkillough 0
I actually would think you didn't stain the couch with stain remover. You more than likely cleaned one spot & now need to clean your whole couch.
Michael_92 20
Wouldn't that be so nasty if it was true?
TodFeuer 1
If it's like the stains I've dealt with, it'll fade away when it dries off. Don't worry about it, OP
bfenerty 1
Use shout! & a dry towel. It's amazing on cloth.
RedPillSucks 33
Eating lunch over the sofa. $4.95 Cleaning product for messy spills. $2.95 Reupholstered couch to hide cleanup mess. $150.00 Irony of the situation. Priceless
htownpostman 16
It says on the bottle 'test in an inconspicuous area' first.. Learn to read
BMC1999 0
What irony
jayfreeman80 0
Flip the cushion & get over it
gaudreaur 3
Lol, just flip the cushion.. No one will ever know!!
groupleader 7
Mustard will get ketchup stains out. Rub it in and let it sit about and hour, then rinse it gently with grape juice...voila...problem solved.
CrazyManNo9 29
This made me LOL HARD! OMG, it may be the funniest comment ever! Seriously, and I know it pains one to read the fine print, but try any such product on a small discrete portion of the sofa first to see how it reacts. Yeah, I know, that's not funny. But this comment was hilarious!
DKjazz 20
This guy is LYING! I tried it to see if it was true, but it only made it worse! Gosh!
kimg0885 23
Do the whole couch , at least it w I'll all match